Monday, July 4, 2005

cigarrest

damn, hadn't actually seen this, but here's a list of the 599 motherfucking additives approved by the US government for use in the manufacture of cigarettes. (fuck)

Friday, July 1, 2005

a puzzle

for dat azz

delicious joke

courtesy of erlene:
a panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.

he eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

as the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "hey! where are you going? you just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

the panda yells back at the bartender, "hey, i'm a PANDA! look it up!"

the bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "a tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. eats shoots and leaves."