uh

wtf

a new kinda RTS

if you've ever been in the same room as a videogame, this is hilarious

as a fan

of both the game wipeout and the country japan, this is appealing.

if you're a fan of things that are amazing

watch this immediately.

if someone

could go ahead and get me this, that would be greeeeaaaaaat. (thanks in advance)

can i interest anyone in some delicious

zombie dogs?

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fuck with some of the variables, click on hipervoice or finevoice, and then click the generated link at the bottom. funny japanese voices ensue.

in honor of gay pride day in SF

i hereby hide the sausage

nice flash game

like raiden, but cute. peep the steez.

damn

if only i had this much control over my kockenballs

yo

this robot shit is for real, people.

the onion still rules

"final frogger installment poised to sweep oscars" (big shout out to jay 'bag of donuts' kolbe for the heads up on this one)

bideogame ad archive

show love, show show love

true story (so fucked)

from my friend ryan's good friend, brian:

"So my brother goes to leave work last Thursday, gets in his car, turns on the AC, and is nearly knocked out by the stench of dead animal. He opens up the hood of his car and finds a dead animal stuck to his engine.

Apparently a hedghog (this is an assumption because the actual species was hard to determine) crawled in from under his car the night before and fell asleep on the engine block. When Eric drove his car to work the next morning he must have woken the animal up but it was unable to escape (whether it was unable to make it through the moving belts or was just scared shitless we'll never know). Sometime during the 45 minute drive to work the animal died and got stuck to his engine block (think frying a steak in an unoiled pan).

Eric had to literally pry the 2-3 foot animal off his hood with his ice scrapper. As he pried the animal out of his car it tore on his hood latch at which point he realized the animal had not been scared completely shitless because it's guts and crap spilled out all over the ground (which he had to clean up).

His car reeks.

holy

smokes (the bag of doritoes was the size of your sofa).

triumph the insult comic dog vs. the michael jackson trial

hell yes

spelling bee hilarity

part one

spelling bee hilarity

part deux

after a lovely day in the friendly skies

blogger widget for tiger

smoke 'em if you got 'em

real life mario blocks

are pretty awesome

may the force

be with you

jesus h. mary mother ridiculous

this dominates break loops

unexpectedly sunny

holy

shit