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Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says that he'll put in $200,000.
Ginsburg says: "All right, I'll put in $1000."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation.
You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO.
And Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."
Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says that he'll put in $200,000.
Ginsburg says: "All right, I'll put in $1000."
Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation.
You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO.
And Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."
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