what the fuck is up with myspace?

and humanity in general, really?

worst toy ever: the oozinator

this is amazingly awesome

thank you stephen colbert

for roasting georgie w.

quite possibly the best ad ever made

i feel great

nice mod

might as well storm the gates, too

yo people

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wave rider

weeee

the lonely island

holy shit so funny

also peep the sequel

responses to wii:

funny
also funny

awesome

nintendorube goldberg machine

response to wii

to wii or not to wii (warning: idiotic)

great moments in marketing

1. G4TV’s new slogan is “We Get Guys.”

2. Nintendo's new console is called the Wii. As in, "Weeeeee."

That shit is wiiitarded.

nice art

in my own backyard

big up souris

tom cruise lol

click me

why aren't games funny?

asks edge

judge:

web surfing worker can't be fired

damn

nice office

cat door/brush

as my friend souris said, "the smartest thing i've seen in like three hours"

luda vs. opra

From G4.com: Rapper Ludacris is mad at talk show host Oprah Winfrey. The MC appeared on her show to promote his acting turn in the film Crash but much of his comments were edited out, he claims. Apparently Oprah has a rule of not promoting rap or rappers so she edited him every time he spoke about his music career. "She edited out a lot of my comments while keeping her own in," Ludacris told GQ. "Of course, it's her show, but we were doing a show on racial discrimination, and she gave me a hard time as a rapper when I came on there as an actor. I don't see why people like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, who I am huge fans of, it's OK for them to go on Oprah. They speak the same language as I do, but they do it through comedy, so I guess that's acceptable."

tetris

big version

osama bin laden

video excerpts

Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006

amazing video of a videogame that doesn't exist (but should)

ps - watch for the lebowski reference about three quarters of the way through

bill

hannity, colmes, and the craziest bitch you've ever seen

they all need to go swimming (in a volcano)

it's "you're not my president" friday!

rube goldberg represent

incredible machines

bjork vs. street fighter

wow awesome

japan

reminding us that racism can be funny

GTF

it's new chair wednesday!

books vs. tanks, round one.

good advice

also, watch this: dance, monkeys, dance. it's great.

could this be any more amazing?

billboard

liberation

high-res version of Out of This World available

if you've never played it, you need to. if you have, show some love.

ten nice blog designs

czech it

rez fans

check out demos of your game before it was rez: the k project

average homeboy

wow, just wow

thanks souris

okay last vid i promise

this one's super short: meteor hits

MORE CATS

this pussy has two tongues

arrested development

and on another note, here's a video of a tiger fighting an alligator (no joke)

funny cats

the sequel (awesome)

zomg

zamazing cat vids

monome = want

electronic music nerds should watch the vid

darren arnofsky's new movie

the fountain trailer

man

steve jobs is wack

laughing my nade off

smells like

holy motion graphics

short and sweet: must learn after effects asap

first avenue machine

for a good time, check out their projects

an inconvenient truth

zomg we're all gonna die

south park drama

the saga continues

onyxia wipe

my IQ just went down fifty points

ooooooh-waii

good article

on why shooters have feelings too, damnit (note: requires reading)

games 4 peace

nice counter-point to all that counter-strike

chuck norris

aaaaaaand his farewell letter

girls gone wild:

bagdad

uh oh

we all die now

banksy

strikes again

conversational ebonics

for the wigger in you

faith the two-legged dog

internet = aces

faith

maybe the best thing i've ever seen: wonder dog

:: single tear ::

wow

another amazing video: for the marine life junkies

watch both of these:

G.I. Joe PSA and monkey smell

phone bills

man, this dude is bummed

if you like over-the-top melodramatic asian cinema having to do with warlords and love and waterfalls and shit

you're gonna want to click here

cats and dogs:

living together.

a few things you didn't know about chuck norris:

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If Rosa Parks was in Chuck Norris' seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

some pitchers

where's wal-mart

"Wal-Mart is to begin selling a DVD player from RCA that contains programming that can automatically filter out sex, violence, and profanity from movies. The player comes with filters that parents can set to block out objectionable material. Additional filters can be purchased and installed to block material from new movies.

The software technology was developed by ClearPlay. The Directors Guild of America, however, sued ClearPlay when the software was available only on computers. The DGA claims that the software changes movies and violates the director's intentions. The DGA, however, may be rethinking its lawsuit now that they have a clearer understanding of how the DVC machines actually work."

i fucking hate my old landlord and want to feed him his own still-beating heart.

sorry, just wanted to get that out there.

why?

bush gets pwnt

zomg watch this

big up yaself shawn e

mom

of the year

i don't use ebay much

but i think it's time to start

hot kicks.

misnomer

my friend sooyoung park was recently featured on the onion. i should point out that in real life, he is korean and does not wear a moustache.

cnn

uncensored

can this be real?

lasik at home

how to:

soundproof your recording studio (boring put possibly useful)

creamsicle ad

stranger than fiction

help

a brother out

easily

one of the most fucked up things i've ever read

fyi

Apparently, the demand for year-round fresh strawberries has caused Kenyan strawberry farmers to pump more and more water from Lake Naivasha into their fields, leading to a 25% decrease in native hippo population over the last few years.

from the consumerist

make a wish

on this coming Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00a.m. (0100 military time) in the morning, the time and date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

that won't ever happen again for another thousand years. boom.

videogames + turntables (+ 420)

Alright, this will probably sound pompous and retarded, but it’s Grand Theory Time, bitches.

So like...every album is an adventure, and each song on that album is like a quest or storyline running through one of its testosterone/estrogen-soaked veins. The act of interacting with your music, DJ'ing in particular, is more or less the same concept as playing a videogame: you're experiencing a narrative that, ideally, and no matter how vague or ambiguous, you are re-ordering and interacting with in real time. This could mean picking your next mission in GTA, your fighter's flying path in Zaxxon, your combination of kicks and punches in Soul Calibur 3, whatever gets you all fired up--or, that is, spinning records in an order and on a level/of a style you can relate to.

Slightly different interfaces, but both examples of organic, interactive storytelling (fuck the word organic, but still, you feel me right?).

dominique wilkins inducted into the hall of fame

it's a celebration, bitches.

real life katamari

american pokemon pimp

damn the internet is stupid

one of the best emails i've ever gotten

Subject: PHOTOSHOP, OFFICE 2OO3, XP PR0, AD0BE & 200 MORE SOFTWARES FROM 15-70 ONLY sandwich
From: Sabine Mariana
To: evan shamoon

arms off principle. mischievous disappoint supposedto.
here raise black? edge turning motor. we motor the is black parents,
bought why wife carefully fly out. the sandwich pride wanted human.
my respect prison off night development, light wrong make least window wrong?
thats we whom.

not sure who in the wu-tang clan got my email address, but this is a hot verse.