watch bush

fall

this pwns

bush money

thanks pops

OMG, NYC MTA on PSP

good idea jeans

good interview with roger avary

he's the dude who worked on pulp fiction/true romance/killing zoe, and is working on the film adaptation of silent hill

the shining

the remix (hot as hell, johnny)

giant

squid

Super Princess Peach for NintendoDS

This is interesting on so many levels:

"Call it payback. Mario's been kidnapped, and it's up to Princess Peach to return the favor and save him. Super Princess Peach for the DS is a classic side scroller, but also features novel touch pad use. Peach has four emotions: "yorokobi" (happiness), "okoru" (anger), "kanashimu" (sadness) and "tanoshimu" (fun). By using the power gauge, these emotions can be accessed through the touch screen, causing Peach to literally cry a river or get pissed off and burn stuff. She’s bound to get ticked the umpteenth time she rescues the plumber only to find that it's his doppelganger, and the real Mario is in another castle."

Thanks Kotaku

it's a joke!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing, and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

"Oh no", the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit there, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President slumps, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks...

"How many is a brazillion?"

- big ups to the connie lum massive

laugh out loud

Tom Cruise's lawyers apparently don't scare "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. At Saturday's New Yorker Festival's panel "Anarchy & Animation," interviewer Tad Friend asked them what they would say if Cruise asked them to do a live-action movie. "Tom Cruise is gay!" Parker deadpanned. "And he lies about it all the time!" - courtesy of Gawker.com

easily the most ridiculous thing

i've seen all week: evilzug

some nice

pictures for that melon on top of your neck

dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads

baleeeee dat

man

adult swim pwns (i need cable iamw)

holy shit

matrix mouse in effect (this is crazy)

damn

lobo is hot shit (they even make corporate BS look good)

i kinda want a copy of unreal tournament

just so i can play cuteXdoom

mario flash

this is deep (but not really)

best thing that ever happened to world of warcraft

*cough* (and the accompanying ytmnd video commentary)

www.google.com

type: failure
press: i'm feeling lucky

i think im starting to feel slightly bad for

little georgie (nah, i just farted and i feel better.)

ali g season 2

may be the funniest thing i've ever seen. do yourself a favor and watch/buy it.

the future of videogames:

nintendo revolution video

another gameboyrocker

for those of you who like gameboyrockers (this one's a she): bubblyfish

mario? is that you?

i'm not sure when mario got buff and gay and hairier arms than my own, but it happened and i have the FUCKING LINK TO PROVE IT. jesus.

from bill maher to george w.

Now, seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in...Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."

more jokes

q: what did one saggy boob say to the other?
a: if you dont get some support, people are gonna start to think we're nuts
(thanks mike)

pirate comedy

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says "Hey, is that a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts." (thanks H-dawg)

so true

"Storytelling is mostly about people. Games are mostly about things, so far. It is easier to create mathematical simulations about things than people."

-Ernest Adams in a conference keynote

(thanks to idlethumbs)

i don't even know

but these burning man photos are kinda crazy (peep)

creep with me

not sure what "unstripped" is

but i think i hate kanye like 33% less after watching this

mike is drunk, girl is hot

hot concept:

guerilla drive-ins

bend over, george

keith olberman rips the administration a new one

katrina coverage

on fox news (woah).

bushy

Touring the Houston Astrodome where many of Katrina's victims are being temporarily housed, the President's mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush, made the following comment to NPR's Marketplace: "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this -- this (she chuckles slightly) -- is working very well for them."

little drummer

little drummer

pie eating contest

pie eating contest

fourthajooly

fourthajooly

fish + crips

fish + crips

sticking to the feelings

sticking to the feelings

bungie flood t-shirt

my "scottish" friend frankie, who works over at a little company called "bungie", who makes a little game called "halo", in which you must defeat an entire race of ugly mutant psycho-beasts called "the flood", has passed on this link to a t-shirt that will not only make you chuckle with its delicious punnery, not only make you look handsome in its form-fitting glory, not only help get you a chick who can dual-wield plasma rifles, but will also, ALSO, make you feel all warm and perhaps a bit fuzzy inside cos you've just donated to a cause other than your own libido: fight the flood

i don't even know, people

this hurricane shit is beyond fucked, from every angle. like, corvette forum? what?