especially bad time

to be a dog in china

(warning: major bummer ahead)

kitty + rooster

don't worry, this one is happy times

thanks souris

PS - i need to move to a farm asap
PPS - i think i just shed a tear of joy

some tools

for y'all fools

just so you know

while you sit around eating pita chips and drinking peach snapple, talking on the phone about how humid it is outside, japanese people in japan are building GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MECHANIZED ROBOT SUITS and walking around in them shooting space invaders like it's no thing. i need some advil.

lord vader

having a rough week

microsoft office humor

a naked guy holding/making sexytime with a huge catfish

don't really have much to say about this one, other than my friend jake sent it to me so all complaints should be directed his way.

a thing

i wrote

"say cheese!"

pitchfork

weighs in on gaming journalism et al. (worth a read)

scananavians

make good stop-motion animation

jacked from mike

pretty intense discussion

on arab television

darth vader:

comedy genius

magic

e3

done

macworld blooper reel

apple pwnt

warning:

at the risk of getting my ass kicked (by myself), i'm going to link to a video of a LITTLE GIRL SINGING. but take my word for it: if there is in fact a beating heart inside that pasty, unnaturally arched torso of yours, it will be glad you clicked thusly.

as far as shampoo dispensers go

this one wins, hands down

japanese carpets

smarter than american carpets

anyone know

where to get those plastic popsicle molds you put in your freezer to make, you know, popsicles? preferably somewhere online so as i don't have to put forth the effort of getting out of this chair and putting on pants.

haven't tried it yet

but TODOS looks pretty nice, right? (for the mac heads)

cursor kite

genius

warning: sad times ahead

like, WTF?

it's been a rough week for planet earth

thank god for puppies in rocking chairs

just in case you thought axl rose was cool

he's a fuckwad

sorry

image overload

sorry

here's what your missing

by not spending your time lurking the depths of the World of Warcraft forums

tomohawk missiles

on the freeway

nice toilet

good times

weird

The Federal Government is spending close to $1 million a year to help homeless alcoholics in Seattle live in what's called a "wet house," a place for homeless men and women to eat, sleep and drink as much as they want.

more here

ten coolest lego gadgets

sweet

the nintendo DS web browser...

...is gonna shit all over your treo

realplayer sucks

but here's some good mixes

a cubic shit-ton

of DJ mixes

in case you had any doubt that scientology was some crackpot bullshit religion full of crackpot bullshit motherfuckers

see for yourself: wow

why people hate cops:

caught on tape

interesting article about hybrids

i can almost guarantee you'll make some sort of grunt under your breath to indicate surprise or some sort of similar emotion

action cats

finally, i have found meaning in life (best thing ever)

some seriously big-budget hollywood blockbuster action is about to happen to our planet

and i hope to be eating some sort of sugary candy when it does (lol chron.com)

mario bros. lamp

all sorts of geto but still ossum

lil jon's public service announcement

just wow

chad vader

day shift manager

universal health care in SF

why did i leave again?

ever wonder what a polar bear attack looks like?

wonder no longer (warning: sewper-nasty)

craigslist

is a weird place

valve's new game PORTAL

freshness burger

i was gonna buy a gun

but this should work

y'all heard about jorge?

still tippin'

anaconda vs. crocodile

freakin' bandanas

how to say "fuck my job"

an illustrated guide

real

if you need online storage

jungle disc seems like a good way to go (100 gigs = $17)

snake belches up baby hippo

can't really say much more about this one

zidane animation festival

the internet never ceases to amaze

for fans of italian mascots

mario for days

mushrooms

get you high, apparently

stereotypes are a real time saver

points out the onion

dude

not sure if you've been paying attention, but kids' toys have gotten crazy (watch the video on the upper right and ignore the corporate shenanigans)

easily

the best myspace profile ever

(be sure to read the Who I'd like to meet, and then look at his friends)

the only picture you need to see

from my friend drew's bbq

funny ad

apple gets pwnt

for its wack new ads

nice watch bubba

ann coulter

on adam carolla

if you use itunes on a mac

you should download coverflow

street fighter vs. duck hunt

boring video, nice craftsmanship

farting idol

(sorry)

more spam fire

from a recent email about luxury watches:

"years cousin keeping strange situation? happened disappoint fancy winter. nervous beautiful learned degree my. satisfaction friends surely convenient. south mother thus corner find.

worthy times circumstances human twenty-one? window suddenly disease whom servants drew. pray fascinate different a central sandwich, yellow place likely truly fly."

memphis church building christian statue of liberty

isnt's that kinda like re-gifting?

george bush

covers sunday bloody sunday

sony's marketing team:

kinda racist, bob


(not a fake)

engrish

my friend che's mom recently took a trip to china, where she stayed at a three-star hotel. she took these pictures of the menus at the restaurants at the hotel. they are real. prepare to be amazed.

cars that drive themselves

it's happening

counterpoint number two

to that esquire article i posted about videogame journalism the other day: collision detection

tetris freeway art

time to get serious

animated mario desktop

hotness

wow

judge uses penis pump

robot chicken vs. GTA

lollers