Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
how to piss off another country with a videogame
a show of aggression and propaganda tactics? a cultural misunderstanding? or just good old american ignorance? you decide
Nintendo Wii
this dude may be acting a bit, but for those who want to see how this bitch is gonna work, peep game
Monday, May 29, 2006
Sunday, May 28, 2006
some hot new slang you should copy from me
when someone asks how you're doing, you say: "all tens, baby. all tens." do that and basically you're macking. BASICALLY.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
ASCII and you shall receive
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
spam poetry
shit is deep:
"linvisible
give no offence to the companion of my youth, in submitting this
given up the housekeeping as a bad job. The house kept itself, and within me I kept to myself, and those were faint enough.
her clearest business manner, and is industrious. Precisely. It I made my gentleman a distant bow, and Peggotty barely recognized
difference of opinion had arisen between herself and Mrs. Crupp, on o times, and never found no answer. And theers one curious thing
I was encouraged by this closing admission on the part of Miss When she had served us all, she withdrew to the window, where she
My aunt concluded this philosophical summary, by fixing her eyes good deal for you if you could tell me, without lying, that
that I had lost - love, friendship, interest; of all that had been Mrs. Markleham, with a short groan, leaned back in her easy-chair;
tumult in them. Yet, in all the hurry of my thoughts, wild running instructions to do their utmost to cut off all persons in mourning,
at the siege of some town in a roar of cannonading. you know, theres a struggle going on when thats the case. Why
strolled about until it was ten oclock. The church with the seeing Mrs. Steerforth. As I felt bound to assist him in this, and
when I am wrong, said Rosa Dartle. You mean it is a little dry, mind to do this kind of thing? It only shows how right I was. I"
"linvisible
give no offence to the companion of my youth, in submitting this
given up the housekeeping as a bad job. The house kept itself, and within me I kept to myself, and those were faint enough.
her clearest business manner, and is industrious. Precisely. It I made my gentleman a distant bow, and Peggotty barely recognized
difference of opinion had arisen between herself and Mrs. Crupp, on o times, and never found no answer. And theers one curious thing
I was encouraged by this closing admission on the part of Miss When she had served us all, she withdrew to the window, where she
My aunt concluded this philosophical summary, by fixing her eyes good deal for you if you could tell me, without lying, that
that I had lost - love, friendship, interest; of all that had been Mrs. Markleham, with a short groan, leaned back in her easy-chair;
tumult in them. Yet, in all the hurry of my thoughts, wild running instructions to do their utmost to cut off all persons in mourning,
at the siege of some town in a roar of cannonading. you know, theres a struggle going on when thats the case. Why
strolled about until it was ten oclock. The church with the seeing Mrs. Steerforth. As I felt bound to assist him in this, and
when I am wrong, said Rosa Dartle. You mean it is a little dry, mind to do this kind of thing? It only shows how right I was. I"
Friday, May 19, 2006
from the macbook pro manual
"Do not leave the bottom of your MacBook Pro in contact with your lap or any surface of your body for extended periods. Prolonged contact with your body could cause discomfort and potentially a burn."
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Monday, May 15, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 9, 2006
Monday, May 8, 2006
Saturday, May 6, 2006
Thursday, May 4, 2006
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
stephen colbert on stephen colber
A day after he exploded his bomb at the correspondents dinner, Colbert appeared on CBS's "60 Minutes," this time as himself, an actor, a suburban dad, a man without a red and blue tie. The real Colbert admitted that he does not let his children watch his Comedy Central show. "Kids can't understand irony or sarcasm, and I don't want them to perceive me as insincere," Colbert explained. "Because one night, I'll be putting them to bed and I'll say ... 'I love you, honey.' And they'll say, 'I get it. Very dry, Dad. That's good stuff.'"
from salon
from salon
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
Monday, May 1, 2006
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