dope video

for coldcut + hexstatic

aqua teen hunger force fans

click here

danny

devito is a funny drunk

hamsters

be lovin' them some videogames

lol

onion

holy shit

phonetrace is crazy

two classic

vice don'ts

again

i think i need

a baby racoon

mel gibson

lozl

badada

badada

basketball vs. japane

trampoline included

even if you can avoid the jihad

you've got the camel spiders to contend with

sean connery

you're the dog now, man.

*bows*

worst. videogame. swag.

evar.

big lebowski

wii machinima (janky but good)

tina fey vs. paris hilton

funny

line

rider (and some user videos)

colbert

got a wii

cos that's how we roll

the ultimate warrior

is batshit crazy

a short film

about nerds (not amazing but has its moments)

blowing shit up

kinda rules

spam poetry slam

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another

sleepy kitten

race

it's a weird thing (must click)

for the

alcoholics (painful)

michale richards

apologizes again

bubbles and smokes

this guy rules

for the

beer fans

for the

basketball fans (craziest shot ever)

for the

soccer fans (wow)

homer simpson

vs. ali g

for the

pot fans

videogame fans

really breaking down stereotypes

photoshop (is powerful)

the glitchy 3D thing is getting slightly played

but this one is pretty well done

popular culture

just keeps getting more surreal

israeli police

not holding it down

disco

dance

old people vs. superheroes

wrinkley

may thine consumer lust

apply to refrigerators

and a snake regurgitates

something large

nice bed

nice ad

war pictures

friend pictures

vacation pictures

another way to deal with a heckler

bill burr loses it

anyone who thinks america lacks culture

is totally wrong

unikronz

maybe this is the cure to my insomnia

modafinil

this playstaion 3 shit

keeps getting weirder

kramer

apologizes

something you may not have known

is that beyonce knowles is only 25 years old. crazy, right?

malachi crunchy choppy

chopped up instruments (hot)

kramer

bummer

holleration

yo, just want to give a big shout to mikey shamgod, a.k.a. baby bird, a.k.a. younger god, a.k.a. g-fighter for the slick transition to wordpress -- you killlin' it on the world wide weezy, son. finally get to say peace out to blogger once and for all, so expect fewer problems (like double-posts, etc) and more features (you can now link to individual posts, bombaclot) in the future.

street racing in europe

shit is insane

nice trick

send faxes over email

tracy morgan

blackass

car enthusiasts

should look away

let the halo 3 hype begin

with this in-game screenshot

musicovery

kinda cool

dangerous job of the week

working the register in a in liquor store

this playstation 3 shit

keeps getting weirder

brucey lee

skid row in downtown LA

not a good scene

nice

zune ad by tokyoplastic

sex with dogs

not illegal in belgium, apparently

machetes

are the new switchblades

well here's

an idea

....aaaaannnnd this is weird

how's this for spam

From: Margret.

Subject: Attempting contact.

Body: It is going to be a long day.

...i'm going back to bed

hey smokers

kiss my black ass (lungs)

holy shit

bow down to the best rapper impersonator ever (this rules)

look

closely

i think i need

a monkey

south africa

flips the script

yo mama so short

she gotta slam dunk her bus fare

wow

and on a related note: wow

san francisco

so hot right now

the first one

is what happens to my intestines after eating indian food

if you have internet explorer

use it to click here

how not to

rob a store (kinda depressing)

the state of videogames

is nicely captured by the press release i just received:

SONY ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT CHANGES NAME OF CASH MONEY CHAOS TO CASH GUNS CHAOSâ„¢

*bangs head on desk*

this is why

television show characters suddenly die

lorne lanning

on-point about the state of videogames

borat

what's real and what's fake, apparently

end of days

is nigh

dogs

shit-ton of videogame art

some good, some bad, all high-res

ahem

spam poetry email slam:

"Be discerned in systems that appear to be totally disordered. It potential of computer programs becoming an obsession and a will no longer be confined to simple geographic areas and this we live and how we make those places as ours. It is about many maker and memory storer."

this kid

has issues (holy shit)

squarepusher interview on bbc

bloody polite bloke

english lessons in japan

oh my god this is ridiculous

gamers

are crazy

strictly

for the he-man fans

rummy

what a joker

let's stay on the kids-having-seizures tip

anti-abortion types really need to reconsider

i think

i need these shirts. (get them at noisebot.com if you must.)

costra pelosi

i'm pretty sure the mass media

still doesn't get this videogame shit

fox on the playstation pornable

retarded

here's an idea

don't shove firecrackers up your ass

banks of america vs. U2

one bank (hide the sharp objects)

Notice: Rock Festival in Pyong Yang

"If you are a band playing any kind of rock, including heavy metal, then you can participate 'ROCK FOR PEACE' in Pyong Yang, the capital city of North Korea. This is the very first time in history that North Korea allows western musicians in the heart of DPRK territory to play capitalist popular music. There are few restrictions and conditions on participation but any band will be considered even though you are from USA. The lyrics should not contain admirations on war, sex, violence, murder, drug, rape, non-governmental society, imperialism, colonialism, racism, anti-DPRK, and anti-socialism. The concert will be held in March 01, 2007 under the management of Voice of Korea. For inquiries, email to Jean-Baptiste Kim, the head of Voice of Korea."

i think it's real. more here.

being gay in the 50's

must have sucked ass (even figuratively)

dude

combining a night at the roxbury and silent hill is ridiculous

this picture

is kinda freaking me out

great white sharks

scare the shit out of me

nnnoOOOOOOooooOOOOOO

science thursday

three blind mice (can now see again)

some info

for all the alcoholics in the room

(just spent $37.99 plus tax on the super-size bottle of whiskey at ralph's...oh well.)

china's new

one dog policy

not sure if this is real

but here's a video of a girl shitting herself in a pool

we all lose on this one.

lolz

rob corddry: funny dude

mac X rummy

bump

pirates

sorry i don't usually post aim conversations on here, but this one was particularly idiotic:

ben: did a major workout last night
ben: im gettin massive
ben: i look like a video game char now
ben: one that kicks azz
ben: did "squats"
evan: lol
evan: do you look bigger
ben: yea
ben: way more muscle definition
ben: my trainer tho
ben: was wearing a pirate costume
ben: looked like a video game char
ben: like super diesel
ben: in a pirate costume
ben: i want to be like that
evan: wow
evan: thats literally the gayest thing ive heard all year
evan: congrats man
evan: "first prize"
ben: lol
ben: nah man
evan: no....yes
ben: if it was gay it would be like
ben: “yo he was hot”
ben: its more like i want to look like that
evan: dude the whole situation
evan: personal trainer
evan: pirate
evan: diesel
evan: like something from arrested development
ben: lmao
evan: its ok man
evan: we can still be friends
evan: over the internet

color WWII photos

kinda crazy

chicken in the fridge

definition: someone that has lots of money.

Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.

helllla tv shows on the innanet

here and here

thank me later bitches

chicken in the fridge

definition: someone that has lots of money.

Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge.

peace

ultimate list of rap videos

on youtube (sweet)

borat

on hannity and colmes and sasha baron cohen on the daily show

exploding

pumpkin

pitchers

of the two tallest men in the world

*manute bol RIP

holy mother fluffing

police chase

wow

this bad videogame commercial makes other bad videogame commercials look not so bad.

PS - here's a great one for the road.

check this out:

one-second condom

(this brings the grand total sexytime time to 3.5 seconds.)

man

the new christopher guest movie looks funny

i need new friends

from a recent email (names changed to protect the innocent):

"I had a crazy night last night. I went to a party at my friend's house for his GF's birthday. I had at least 4 vodka drinks and a shot of vodka. Then I went to see the Clipse. I ran into my friend John and his friend Jane I had a couple beers. Then we went to a party at Sam's friend Emily's. When we got there, we were told it was ending. It wasn't exactly clear why, but I think it might have had to do with Sam's friend Tom doing a kegstand and knocking everything off a shelf with his flailing feet. We - Sam, John, Jane, this guy Alex, some other dude and me then went to a bar, had another beer and a shot. Everyone leaves except for me and Jane. She goes back to my place (I think I asked if she wanted to smoke pot). We start making out. I get up and throw up in my kitchen sink. She decides to leave.

just in case you weren't convinced

that kanye west needs his ass kicked

cliffy b

becoming the david hasselhoff of videogames

mr. toledano

takes photos

LA

truly a strange place

borat

this shit just doesn't stop being funny

burger king game

really exists, apparently (click the thumbnail)

i hate myspace

world of warcraft forum post

mad futuristic

sound synthesis

zune

the good (microsoft-sposored art) and the bad ("zune" quite literally means "fuck" in hebrew)

mangina

this is evil

consider that a warning

glutes:

made for walking

work:

the sequel

datsun

holy 70's, batman

drum machine

master