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the fun never ends with de jesus.

yo peep my new apartment

 
(jk jk)

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when porn meets pixels in france, the results are all posted right here. (you love it, you really do.)

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fuck yes. set pants to 'piss' part II

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it's weird that i've had a blog for more than four months, an only now am i opening my soul to all ye who read it. [hi evan! keep up the good work! -evan]

anyways...i'm not really gonna open my soul, but i have decided that eating right before bed is a bad idea. seems that every time i do so i wake up in the middle of the night, running away from some sort of all-powerful enemy who i have no chance of destroying, only to then spend the rest of the night/morning trying without success to get in another rem cycle. speaking of which, this bleary-eyed middle-ground in which i spend my waking hours is starting to wear thin. i think my addiction to audio/visual stimuli is the main hurdle between me and anything resembling a decent amount of sleep. or maybe it's the six grams of meth i shoot while brushing my teeth. whatever the case, i've gotta get on the sleep train, and in a hurry.

on that note, i'm going to attempt to board the sleep train before 1 am for the first time in recorded history tonight. wish me luck.

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in the words of one frankie o'connor, set pants to 'piss'

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am i about to drive to oakland right now on account of bad/drunken decision-making? (quite possibly.)

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voldo takes off all his clothes (in response to it getting hot in hurr): voldo freaks voldo

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Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals asks what conservative christians throughout america are demanding to know: Is President Bush A Homo?

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japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan japan JAPAN japan japan japan japan japan

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why are cats so completely and utterly ridiculous? meow?

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only watch this if you like watching people shit on each other's heads. (you think i'm kidding).

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who loves acid? everyone loves acid!. (even soldiers).

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the top 10 most popular searches on myspace.com, according to myspace.com:

1. HTML
2. Lesbian
3. Download Songs
4. Import Cars
5. Swingers
6. Piercing
7. Hip Hop
8. Diesel
9. Dating
10. Clubs

i have only one question: where the fuck does Diesel fit in?

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that guy The Internet is making hella good shit lately. bush vs. kerry.

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this rules. The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him.

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this is a really good test, only takes about 20 seconds. you should really take it. TAKE IT.

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i remember sneaking into an andrew dice clay movie when i was like 12, but the experience was nowhere near as stupendously awesome as this twenty second clip on cnn.

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sometimes one just knows that a game is going to be great. paper mario 2 is one of those games.

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holy mary mother of music video archives.

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big ups to mark-dolo for demonstrating that even elderly jewish couples can appreciate rza. wu-tang come steppin, we use menorahs as a weapon

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look kids! it's rock, paper, saddam.